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16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-
bitch.
我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都没看出其中笑点。
17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted
paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。
18、If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing
a couple of payments.
你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活,那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫
猫~~
20、Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’,
and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉你你为什么好不了。
21、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
直译：一根火柴能点着整片森林，一盒火柴也生不起个营火，这咋回
事！
意译：想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕，看今朝叔竟然去看男科
22、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that
mean that one enjoys it?
如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事？很享受吗？
23、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.
直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果；智慧就好似不要把它放
进水果沙拉里。
意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要
把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你这终
还是男女有别~
24、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be
entertaining.
上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧！
25、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and
a laxative on the same night.
无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药，和
通便灵。
26、I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to
be a vegetarian
老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。
27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站…
28、If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
要是我听你的，咱俩就都2B了。
29、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a
few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on
the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
海豚可聪明了你知道不？只要驯养几个星期，它们就能让人类乖乖站
在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match
for me at kick boxing.
a. 下棋，我不行；玩跆拳道，电脑不行！
b. 下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转，拳击我能把机箱踹得七零八散！
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